Feb 4, 2015
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Hello,
I need some help with inspiration please.
I'd like to retire my dove, so I'll need a new opener for my stage show.

It' has to be quick and high impact, commando would be nice too.

suggestions please
 
Have you considered a torn and restored newspaper? It's quick, easy, visual, and with all the political discourse right now over "fake news" it would be easy to come up with a topical patter...

All over the world people are concerned with what is real and what is false- truth and lie- genuine and fake. (Said as you are ripping up the newspaper) Tonight, however, I want us to escape the worry of yesterday and the trouble of tomorrow, and concern ourselves only with the here and now. Do not try to discern if what I'm doing is real or false. Instead, suspend your disbelief, and follow me to a moment of wonder. After all, the troubles of the world will still be there when we are finished. (Show the paper fully restored.)
 
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