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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by j.bayme, Dec 1, 2007.
I think you meen Wayne
Haha, I think somebody has Wynns on the brain. =P
Keep it coming guys!
Ok guys....FREEZE for the picture!.....(oh, and little ninja, don't you even THINK about releasing that arrow)
#2 : After watching Heroes...
The new way to foreplay.
Wayne: That... that... that ninja is pointing at a painful place!
Danny: No matter, we will head to the Batcave to steal them cards. Wait, did I say steal? I meant 'borrow'
Wayne: Hello. We meet again, for the last time! Bwahahah
Danny: That line is too cheesy, think of something else if you want to kill me *rolls eyes*
3. COMING SOON
WH: My sword is bigger than your arrow.
Danny:WAYNE HOUCHIN! YOU HAVE EATEN MY VERY DELICIOUS PB AND NANA PANCAKES+COFFEE, THE MOST DELECTABLE SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAGICIAN NINJA! I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO CONTINUE YOUR RAMPAGE UPON ALL THAT IS TASTY AND NINJA AFFILATED! DEFEND YOUR HONOR; DUEL ME TO DEFEND YOUR FAMILY'S HONOR, MY COLON INSERTING RIVAL!
*Daniel garcia proceeds to display his massive amount of skill with nunchucks right in front of Wayne*
Wayne: OOOOOOOOOOOH YOUNG GARCIA-SAN, YOUR ACTIONS WILL PROVE MOST INCONSIQUENTIAL. PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY NINJA BLADE, AND MY MINION, THE NINJA TURTLE OF DOOM!
*Both ninja warriors charge at each other at the speed of ninja, displaying levels of skill never before witnessed by mortal eyes*
Danny and Wayne: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
to be continued...?
DG: Okay so you have proven you can deleaf a few trees, now get a rake and clean up this mess before my mommy and daddy get here!!!!
DG: Wait wait!!!!! Is that the sound of a yellow bellied sap sucker?
The Ninja's archery target was far too small...
The bow and arrow specialist always hit the ballseye
Whilst Wayne was proud of his long weapon, Danny looked away in shame.
WH: Danielson, what was in those pancakes we ate? I think I just crapped Raphael and a Foot Soldier.
DG: Yeah dude, I'm not feeling so hot either. And, um, we're out of toilet paper.
"One day we WILL come out of the closet...
...until then, we will stay in the back yard"
W:H (as King Waynonitas) - "NINJAS!....TONIGHT we PERFORM WALKAROUND....AT IHOP!"
(from Wayne's new project "300 Ninjas")
Daniel : lets lose weight man
My three captions
"Wayne Shinobi : Ha ha, You no mess with Lo Wayne! Give us back the Guardian Deck!
Daniel San : I don't have it. Even if I did, I would not yield! A ninja knows no fear!"
(Inspired by Shadow Warrior quote : Ha ha, You no mess with Lo Wang!f
and Lo Wang : A ninja knows no fear!)
"There are small and big players in each game : these ninjas pack small but play big!"
"Whatever the threats, never reveal your inner secrets."
hope you like em everyone
1: A dude with a tightly zipped hoodie? What a ridiculous idea for a picture....
2: A samurai, makeshift nunchuck, two ninjas, two magicians and a TMNT... Now we're cookin' on gas!
3: Chris Kenner's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume beat the crap out of the other two.
Danny in his ninja training, training some minininjas and Wayne, but one mini ninja betrayed Danny and wanna hit his b***s but Wayne is SO angry because he thinks that those b***s are his, and wanna kill him...
Wayne and Danny training for the Apocalypse (when Oz and Brad Christian enter in T11 warehouse
"Welcome to the Ninja Training Program, AKA Ultragaff."
This sure doesn't look like a happy ending for Danny! LOL!