my entry
Danny:WAYNE HOUCHIN! YOU HAVE EATEN MY VERY DELICIOUS PB AND NANA PANCAKES+COFFEE, THE MOST DELECTABLE SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO MAGICIAN NINJA! I CANNOT ALLOW YOU TO CONTINUE YOUR RAMPAGE UPON ALL THAT IS TASTY AND NINJA AFFILATED! DEFEND YOUR HONOR; DUEL ME TO DEFEND YOUR FAMILY'S HONOR, MY COLON INSERTING RIVAL!
*Daniel garcia proceeds to display his massive amount of skill with nunchucks right in front of Wayne*
Wayne: OOOOOOOOOOOH YOUNG GARCIA-SAN, YOUR ACTIONS WILL PROVE MOST INCONSIQUENTIAL. PREPARE TO FACE THE WRATH OF MY NINJA BLADE, AND MY MINION, THE NINJA TURTLE OF DOOM!
*Both ninja warriors charge at each other at the speed of ninja, displaying levels of skill never before witnessed by mortal eyes*
Danny and Wayne: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
to be continued...?