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Saturday Night Contest : Control Theme Song

Um....I for one am finishing my double degree in University....and going through applications at the moment, so I know about patience...my post was more of a joke.

I look forward to the Saturday Night Contest all week, so waiting one more day is no biggie.

What I would like, is to have some sort of rating of the entries...like a top 5 or something. As far as I can remember, there was only 1 contest where they mentioned the top 2 or 3 entries, and I think both entries won something. I'm not asking that they give prizes to the top 2/3/4/5 etc.... but at least some sort of recognition to the runners up.

I guess I'm just ranting. I'm a bit tired.

No offense was intended with this or any of my previous posts.
 
As told by Wayne Houchin
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When danny comes over I tell him sit back
Ima show you something that may cause a heart attack
He puts his feet back as I shut my eyes tight
He says hey man, something just aint right

Your turning blue and purple and gold and green
Your almost as colourful as brad christian's face cream
I say dont worry man its only my new trick control
I can stop my pulse and release my soul

Danny asks should i go get your wife fran
Your making weirder faces than Jean-Claude Van Damme
just sit back and write a rhyme that makes sence
But please, dont be as annoying as fiddy cent.

Danny wants to rap about control to the nation
I hope they dont find out that im actually malaysian
If danny could rap he'd be a sensation
But he cant cuz he's just a caucasian

whoever wrote this rhyme is not only a comedic genious, but well deserving of the prize.
 
FatalAce>That was awesome, that has to be my favourite so far.

Keep all of these lyrical masterpieces coming everyone. Half an Hour until deadline.

-RA69
Gee. Thanx so much! I must admit. I didn't write this. It was a friend of mine who is AMAZING at writing lyrics and songs. VERY glad you liked it!
 
Wow, great stuff guys! I wish I found this topic yesterday....
 
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I was dumb enough to write a serious song, and not a comedic one, except for one joke that I'm unhappy about, and maybe I should take it off, but it did rhyme and fit in though.
 
Heres my hard rock lyric post so yeah

(CrAzY hardcore scream)

Control Me
Break Me Down
I dont know how

Is being dead a good thing
I dont know
Hows it feel to be alive
in the afterlife
so now
Here we go!

So now let go
Who needs a pulse
to be
ALIVE

(CrAzY guitar solo)
(Wayne Houchin and Chris Kenner suddenly grow some awesome long hair and headbang)
 
To anyone that is doubting whether or not Wayne and Dana are really recording this in one take... I just called Wayne to ask how it turned out. His answer? They haven't started yet. One hour and 15 minutes to go. They haven't started yet. This will be interesting... coming at 11pm EST...
 
To anyone that is doubting whether or not Wayne and Dana are really recording this in one take... I just called Wayne to ask how it turned out. His answer? They haven't started yet. One hour and 15 minutes to go. They haven't started yet. This will be interesting... coming at 11pm EST...

Looking forward to this.:cool:

-Doug