Saturday Night Contest: The Secret Life of d+M

[Scwagger]

1.well except for this, theory 11 is just like any other magic site.
2.I made a unicorn appear, top that Criss Angel!
3. dont make a move...it will see you!

 

[Phenomena]

1. If you had lipstick on id be all over you

2. You have better teeth than my british girlfriends.

3. Dana, ever since i first laid eyes on you i....oh no thats not good.
(get it...practising to ask him out...)

 

[Johnlawl]

2. With great power, comes great responsibility.

 

[Garrison]

3 more

Hey guys, sorry if these have already been said. I looked through and didn't see them, though.

1. DM: This is awkward. All my life I could have been sure that you guys were extinct.
2. How did you get into my suitcase? I could've sworn I sold you 3 years ago.
3. Sorry guys, I just can't really think of anything magical or creative to do with this. Why don't we just take a picture and get it out of here? It doesn't exactly add to the good feeling of the room.

 

[youngd94]

Number Three:

"What happens in the theory 11 hq, STAYS in the theory 11 hq."

 

[MitchellStafiej]

1. Yes... now I can be like Mitchell Stoofij

2. I didn't know we were in Australia

3. It's like looking into a mirror.

Mitch

 

[tashfiq1993]

heres my last quote...

3.) Unicorn: Okay, your a British magicain, and you've never heard of Harry Potter?

 

[Ampersan5340]

"mmmmm ponypop"

"Daniel's having a starring contest, my bet's are on the horse"

Watch out folk's, it's the headhunter!"

 

[Creeper]

Number three- d+m-For a long time, I didn't know what to do. I couldn't stay in a decent relationship. But now, thanks to E-Harmony's online dating service, I just got engaged. Her name is Dana.

 

[sky_lark]

Caption One

Daniel: But... but... why... this could have worked out! I love-I love you!
Unicorn: I'm sorry Daniel, truly I am. But Dana... Dana is the true love of mine. [eyes look over to camera, Dana is grinning]
Daniel: Hey Katie, do you want to--
Katie: NO, thanks.

 

[Gomeriffic]

1. Hey little unicorn! Wanna see some magic?
2. Introducing the newest artist on theory 11!
3. The unicorn says, "If you live in Britian, why do you have a Yankee hat on?"

 

[Cardmagic12345]

Daniel: YOU ATE MY COCOA PUFFS!

Unicorn: GIVE ME MORE COCOA PUFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[theQman]

1. I mean, I was expecting a card or something...

2. I know you wanted a pony... It's the thought that counts, right?

3. I'm sorry, Honey. It won't happen again. I promise!

 

[ThrallMind]

1. I think it's time we had "The Talk"
2. I shall call you, "Tally Ho"

Still thinking of third...

-ThrallMind

 

[ThrallMind]

3. And thus was born the art of XUM - eXtreme Unicorn Manipulation

-ThrallMind

 

[chriswiehl]

1. Hey, lets go to Candy mountain
2. O it is lonely being the last unicorn....
3. so you come here often?

 

[black_dove]

1. http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p283/calvin333_2007/dm1.jpg

2. http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p283/calvin333_2007/dm2-1.jpg

Haha thanks,

Calvin Lauber

 

[The Magician Cool]

1) Oh Uni, I've missed you!
2) Where have you been all my life?
3) d+m, "Like the hair"

~The Magician Cool

 

[chriswiehl]

dag someone already used candy mountian

so

3ish. Daniel, i cant believe you've done this!

 

[mistasocka]

Entry 1

1) Sorry baby, this isn't gonna work out I live across the pond and if Jonathan Bayme finds out I may not be an artist anymore so please just ... just ... go