My 3 captions:
1.Don't be hatin!
2.David Blaine's consultant and David Copperfield's consultant working together AKWARD!!!
3.Kenner: Hey Danny, I met this girl name Katie and she likes my "Torn Asunder!"
Danny:Well she loves my "Torn" way more better and my "Torn Too"
Kenner:Hold on tight Danny, we're coming for you Katie!!!