This Morning...

[tally-ho]

Andrei did Tivo 2.0 without posting a video of it.

I've heard rumors about it... but still

 

[Toby]

Andrei did the sponge ball routine with cannon balls.

 

[Nickerus]

Andrei....

 

[tally-ho]

fine, I'll give into the pressure of this thread. Chuck Norris' actual name is... Andrei Jikh.

 

[Nickerus]

fine, I'll give into the pressure of this thread. Chuck Norris' actual name is... Andrei Jikh.

Imposybil, Bayme fathered Chuck Norris, he couldn't have fathered Andrei. They both came from the same super nova.

 

[hijackedmagic]

Andrei Jikh can do Jackson 5... with a tomato.

 

[tally-ho]

Impossible, Bayme fathered Chuck Norris, he couldn't have fathered Andrei. They both came from the same super nova.

I think you mean imposybil

 

[Nickerus]

Imposybil, Bayme fathered Chuck Norris, he couldn't have fathered Andrei. They both came from the same super nova.

What do you mean, "I meant"? *devious smile*

 

[tally-ho]

What do you mean, "I meant"? *devious smile*

Haha, I win again. even more devious smile.

 

[aJohnson]

Andrei can do pressure...




... with a rubber duck.

 

[D21400]

Andrei can do the backpack with a bunch of backpacks.

D21400

 

[aJohnson]

Andrei sleepflourishes.

 

[Ramo D.]

andrei stole ramo d.s magic material. (anyone who remembers that night will get this. It's the same night incognito showed up.)

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh crap i knew it!

 

[TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist]

uh oh now u'll be responsible for death of a forum member *runs away*

Don't be silly. Everyone knows that Steerpike wouldn't kill himself because of a few jokes, he'd kill us because of one.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh crap i knew it!

Oh yes Ramo, you must take your revenge on the one they call... Jikh.

 

[Ramo D.]

he must die...slowly

 

[The Tumbleweed]

Andrei can pronounce Jerry Cestkowski. No joke people.

 

[Nickerus]

Andrei can fan a deck of 1800's.

 

[TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist]

Andrei can spring a deck of metal playing cards.

Andrei moisturizes his hands with kiwi extract. Don't laugh... it works...

Andrei's been known to eat Jerry's Nuggets... for The Fiber.

Andrei doesn't call Shenanigans, he owns Shenanigans... period.

 

[tally-ho]

Andrei can spring a deck of metal playing cards.

I actually own a deck of metal cards. and they can spring decently with some work.

 

[TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist]

I actually own a deck of metal cards. and they can spring decently with some work.

I'm not gonna lie, the thought of that actually working, kinda scares me a bit .