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Oct 24, 2007
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...I was looking at the book of Chuck Norris jokes and I thought, wouldn't it be funny if we had something like this in magic. So I thought who we would make jokes using, and I landed on Andrei Jikh. And, here are my two submissions...

1. Andrei can do Pandora...IN REVERSE.
2. Andrei can do a 300 face-display, with a deck of 52 cards!

This might be retarded, but I found it funny. Peace!

Tyler
 
Jun 24, 2008
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lol i was just going to send the link to ammarfacts too lol
did you know Michael Ammar can do Card to Ceiling...Outside...literally, I've seen him do it!
It was epically intense haha
 
Aug 31, 2007
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lol i was just going to send the link to ammarfacts too lol
did you know Michael Ammar can do Card to Ceiling...Outside...literally, I've seen him do it!
It was epically intense haha

You know, I don't know if that makes it MORE, or LESS funny, lol.

Even more so that he thought of it one night, and did it the next day.
 
I'm gonna try and stick to this now.

When Andrei does the padiddle, his finger doesn't move in a circle, the card moves around his finger.

Andrei is the only man to ever make Jon Raiker flinch.

Andrei once vanished a deck of cards... that's it...

Andrei was once questioned on his methods... his answer? A HOT SHOT CUT TO THE FACE!

Andrei can spring a deck of cards... in reverse.

Andrei performed Orbit one night outside... The card was picked up by NASA about a week ago.

Andrei doesn't break his cards in, they break themselves in.

Andrei stole RAMO D.s magic material. (Anyone who remembers that night will get this. It's the same night Incognito showed up.)

Legend has it, that Jerry's Nugget playing cards were coated with a finish made from Andrei's baby hair. That's why they're so strong.


That's all I got, and most were pure desperation :rolleyes:.
 
Jun 10, 2008
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You little stalker!
Andrei doesn't need a deck of cards, the deck needs Andrei.

Andrei can do the Automatic Flower Fan, without bending cards.

Andrei did a Charlier Cut, with 1 card

And did a spring, with 52 decks

Andrei once dropped a card, now it's the devil's most prized possession.

Andrei isn't afraid of dirty cards, dirty cards are afraid of Andrei (so old i know)
 
Aug 12, 2008
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In Soviet Russia, cards cut you!

In Soviet Russia, packets display you!

In Soviet Russia, Andrei makes jokes about you!

...it had to be done
 
Andrei can use the search function
Andrei knows what the wire is
Andrei did pandora with a deck of 52 coins
Andrei beat medusa in staring contest
Andrei did change by daniel madison
Andrei can hold a cop and a gambler in gamblers cop
Andrei can back palm his own hand
 
Dec 30, 2008
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Andrei can use the search function
Andrei knows what the wire is
Andrei did pandora with a deck of 52 coins
Andrei beat medusa in staring contest
Andrei did change by daniel madison
Andrei can hold a cop and a gambler in gamblers cop
Andrei can back palm his own hand

These are my favorites, I declare you wynner. (Were still using the whole "wynn" thing right?) :D
 
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