I originally wasn't planning to waste my time on this, but I can't sleep right now, so what the hell.
I first want to say that this makes no sense. That would be like if I arrived at a party and someone said, "Hey, Alex! I thought you said you weren't going to make it!" and I replied, "Yeah, but I took swing dancing lessons with a drag queen."
Anyway, you know the drill. Thoughts as they occur to me.
0:06 - You want to run that by me one more time? Also, I can't see your face, which is bad.
0:13 - I don't care.
0:16 - Stop saying "uh." You need to get to a Toastmasters chapter.
0:22 - Why are you telling me all this? I don't care.
0:36 - Thank you, Captain Obvious. How about actually shuffling them?
0:41 - Stop telling me what you're going to do and then do it. Also, I'm a voyeur watching you through a camera. How can I tell you stop?
0:51 - Have you ever performed this for a living person? Ever? There is not a single sentence here that is your own.
1:02 - Stop explaining everything to me. I have functioning eyes, I can tell what's going on.
1:07 - Excuse me? An audience does not know what a break is. Don't run if you're not being chased, damn it! Now they're going to be watching for it.
1:22 - I've seen better acting in porn.
1:25 - You're too young to be arthritic. Stop holding the cards like that.
1:32 - Go to your local library and get a copy of "An Actor Prepares" right now, because this is just painful.
1:36 - If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.
1:49 - Joke's over. This has gone on way too long. The payoff is not going to be worth it. And release the cards from your death grip.
1:56 - No it isn't. Kid, do you honestly expect me to humor that bull**** story? You're not a world-weary antique dealer or a veteran of the Las Vegas stage. There's no way you'd have any historical magic antiques. And besides that, the cards are obviously brand new and you went out of your ****ing way to tell us where they came from as if that should somehow impress me or anyone else.
2:10 - Those awkward hands again. And yes, it is my card. Again, thank you Captain Obvious.
2:21 - You were in such a rush you nearly mangled the cards. Jesus, slow down and relax.
Stop making videos. Practice, perform, learn how to write a half-way decent script, and for god's sake learn to act. You are not going to show any significant improvement in 24 hours if your only audience is your ****ing webcam.
Could we get some punctuation in there? I have no idea what the hell you're on about.
ok so i worked on this for 8 hours i was home you probally know why and yes i said i would leave t11 but i went to a counsler today
I first want to say that this makes no sense. That would be like if I arrived at a party and someone said, "Hey, Alex! I thought you said you weren't going to make it!" and I replied, "Yeah, but I took swing dancing lessons with a drag queen."
Anyway, you know the drill. Thoughts as they occur to me.
0:06 - You want to run that by me one more time? Also, I can't see your face, which is bad.
0:13 - I don't care.
0:16 - Stop saying "uh." You need to get to a Toastmasters chapter.
0:22 - Why are you telling me all this? I don't care.
0:36 - Thank you, Captain Obvious. How about actually shuffling them?
0:41 - Stop telling me what you're going to do and then do it. Also, I'm a voyeur watching you through a camera. How can I tell you stop?
0:51 - Have you ever performed this for a living person? Ever? There is not a single sentence here that is your own.
1:02 - Stop explaining everything to me. I have functioning eyes, I can tell what's going on.
1:07 - Excuse me? An audience does not know what a break is. Don't run if you're not being chased, damn it! Now they're going to be watching for it.
1:22 - I've seen better acting in porn.
1:25 - You're too young to be arthritic. Stop holding the cards like that.
1:32 - Go to your local library and get a copy of "An Actor Prepares" right now, because this is just painful.
1:36 - If you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.
1:49 - Joke's over. This has gone on way too long. The payoff is not going to be worth it. And release the cards from your death grip.
1:56 - No it isn't. Kid, do you honestly expect me to humor that bull**** story? You're not a world-weary antique dealer or a veteran of the Las Vegas stage. There's no way you'd have any historical magic antiques. And besides that, the cards are obviously brand new and you went out of your ****ing way to tell us where they came from as if that should somehow impress me or anyone else.
2:10 - Those awkward hands again. And yes, it is my card. Again, thank you Captain Obvious.
2:21 - You were in such a rush you nearly mangled the cards. Jesus, slow down and relax.
Stop making videos. Practice, perform, learn how to write a half-way decent script, and for god's sake learn to act. You are not going to show any significant improvement in 24 hours if your only audience is your ****ing webcam.
casey i dont have money i got paper engine and pocket erdanase i will wait till xmas when i get card college series i am serious but i have a better book rct(revolutionary card technice) sorry fo the typo its by ed marlo best 70$ i ever spent it has palms atuff like that its really great magic i read one trick a night from every book except rrtcm cause iv read it word for word when i got it just skipped one section flourishes and also i watch complete card magic and alot of E dvds cause t11 i dont think has dvd correct me if im wrong
Could we get some punctuation in there? I have no idea what the hell you're on about.