This reminds me of that clip of David Copperfield performing "The Fan". He started out his patter with something along the lines of..."My critics often joke about me not being able to pull off an illusion of grand scale without bright lights, beautiful women, and the wind blowing through my hair...and I'm here today to prove...that they are right."
Haha, you can look it up on one of those video website.
Shane K.