... you actually frame cards on your wall. ... "Jerry" doesn't make you think of Seinfeld. ... "Devo" doesn't make you think of "Whip It" (De'Whip?). ... "Trilogy" doesn't make you think of Star Wars, The Matrix, or Lord of the Rings. ... there are 5 different names used for your hobby (although one is obviously more appropriate ) ... ordering studs online doesn't raise an eyebrow (save 5% if you order 3!) ... automatically throw out the jokers of your friend's deck by accident (don't forget those box tabs). ... your card tricks are named after animals. ... you can't stop playing with your "deck," even in public. Okay so maybe I'm not the greatest at making these... what do you got?