You Know Your a Magician in Trouble if...

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christian1

Nov 13, 2009
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Hey Guy's,

I have seen alot of threads about you know your a magician if and alot of them are very funny so I decided to start a totally new one called. You know your a magician in trouble if...

When you say your going to perform a levitation the spectators pull out a BIG pair of scissors

When you pull out a deck of cards people plug their ears, close their eyes, and run.

You hear the dreaded words Criss Angel does that better then you!!!

When your friends see you they grab their wallets

You forget you have a tt on, lick your fingers and one stays in your mouth

You are performing ask to borrow a dollar bill and the the specator signs the bill memorizes the serial number and tears a corner off for future identification before even giving it too you.

You are about to perform the arm chopper illusion and you forget how it works

You are performing on stage and you hear the terrible noise from back stage "Crash" followed by "OOPS"!!!!

After you perform a trick the specators first words are "But David Blaine can...."

If the spectator says the frightening words "its in your other hand"

Your peforming a card trick and the specator perodically flips your hand over and checks your palm.

You are performing extreme burn and the spectator snaches the hundreds.

What do you guy's think? If you like them add a few of your own.

Thanks,

Christian
 
scarecrow1

scarecrow1

Oct 29, 2009
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Just around
Your caught in a house fire and your pockets are stuffed with flash paper
You walk by someone with a pace maker while wereing your M5.
You perform the Gecko on someones cell phone, when suddenly after the vanish it rings
You perform the muscle pass as The Coin Falling Up and hit yourself in the eye
You perform Sick by Sean Fields and cut the wrong arm
That's all I got for now. I'll probably come back with more.
 
industrialchild

industrialchild

Jan 10, 2008
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You know you're in trouble if you amaze your girlfriend by driving your car blindfolded; and you don't have a girlfriend, or a car!

I don't know, I tried!
 
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wZEnigma

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Jun 17, 2009
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You forget you have IT on you and wonder why you are shedding long strands of hair you didn't know you have.
You zone out for several minutes and then check everyone else's pockets to make sure their wallets are still there.
You do the Erdnase change and realize that you left a duplicate in the deck.
You walk by a gag shop and think, "You can always use another thumb tip!"
You're taking a test and your pencil's on a pull. Suddenly it vanishes...you get an F on the test...
You find yourself dribbling cards without the cards.

Ian
 
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moviesandmagic3

Oct 14, 2009
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before performing the raven vanish, you give the specator the quarter to examine and he throws it on the ground to make sure it "sounds" like a quarter.
 
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wZEnigma

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"What are you doing?"

"Pandora."

"....Where's the box?"

Edit: The spectator decided to shake your DisTortion gimmick to prove its normality.
When the spectator questions you during a Mathieu Bich effect.

When you find yourself doing something like Pariah from D+M. With a straight face.

Ian
 
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JackBauerTK421

Sep 4, 2009
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Your performing a coin vanishing trick and drop the coin on the floor
You ask a spectator to hold the cards and they drop them, now your deck is out of order.
You promise you perform a certain trick for someone then realize you left the gimmick at home.
When you start performing thread then realized you forgot to set it back up.
 
Nino

Nino

Jul 1, 2009
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You about to perform Gypsy thread and you audicence say if they can see the spoll.
You about to do a invisble deck and they want to inspect the deck.
You performing FREAK and actually break your pinky finger.
Someone says if you can perform, but forgot your deck.
 
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christian1

Nov 13, 2009
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Wonderful guys keep them coming!!

Your are about to perform bite out of quarter except you forget to switch quarters.

Your rabbit get rabbies just before you pull him out of your hat.

You are performing on stage and your stage tec shout "Everybody run!"

Instead of clapping all you here from your audience is "ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz"

Thanks all,

Christian
 
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scarecrow1

scarecrow1

Oct 29, 2009
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Just around
You're on stage about to do a dove act, and you realize the doves have died
You're doing close up magic when someone suddenly hands you a breath mint
You perform Jim Paces "The Web" on an arachnophobic and he has an asthma attack
You mess up on Cookie Cutter:eek:
 
Luis Vega

Luis Vega

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Mar 19, 2008
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you ask somebody to deal for "out of this world" and just one card before they finish the piles you remember that the deck that you gave the spectator is the wrong one

Wash your hands, or take a shower, or sometimes just changing your clothes and remembered that you had your one last loop in your wrist and a gig is coming

when somebody ask you to show that trick where you levitated his ring in the air to his friends and you don´t have the tarantula on you

when you take a random deck of your shelf and start flourishing and shuffling while looking to the tv...then realize that you take the invisible deck

when switching cards in 2CM and in the top change somebody tells you "that´s not my card"
 
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Shisaki

Sep 24, 2009
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WA
You start flourishing with cards while taking a shower
When you're doing a double lift and someone goes all Grabby Grabberson on you.
You'd trade your girlfriend for a deck of white cents.
 
magic_slave

magic_slave

Dec 25, 2008
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You've done angel zero and you forgot where's the torn part located.
You do a triple lift and say " ill take three cards".
You injured your thumb for doing spread pass.
I"LL have to setup the deck beside the toilet bowl!(WTF)
Youre just about to reveal a card location from a biddle trick and your lecturer came in.
Youre showing middle finger to a heclker just behind him. And their best friend passed by you while youre finger's up.
you've just perform to a drunk fellow and he vomited on your cards....

thats all.:D
 
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