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Forgiveness is divine, but I'm infernal. Doesn't always work out. Joking aside, it's hard to forgive the fact that none of the people giving this bad advice will listen. They're convinced that they're dispensing advice Cassanova would be impressed with while making it abundantly clear they're...

I should hope so. I see people doing just the opposite all too often and I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. That said, these threads always make it very obvious who's got the goods when it comes to advice with girls, and who needs to keep their trap shut. Here's a hint: 90% of...

Useful advice optional. The slogan of message boards everywhere.

Most teachers don't count that as a legit resource anymore. If you use it, I hope you and your F are very happy together. The Illustrated History of Magic Hiding the Elephant Any number of biographies

A gross oversimplification perhaps, but we're facing the right direction. Fair enough. Moving on to my next question, have you ever performed a seance before? Because I find your recommendation of seance effects at a talent show to be... very strange. Glad to hear you take...

I will send a note of apology as soon as your opinion means something to me. To keep a tissue-thin veil of productivity to the proceedings, don't bother buying single trick packages. Not for now, that is. In fact, if you must buy anything after True Astonishments, best to invest in a book...

I was being facetious.

Then my guess is that you've never seen someone do it right. Depends also on the faculty. I've learned the hard way that they often believe they know better than the students what said students can handle. Again, I reference the faculty. As tragic as it is, you need to make sure you're...

Ah, somebody else with a little sense in their head. For a moment I thought I was alone in believing that everything William, Tally, and Joker were thinking of were just plain bad choices. It's bad enough recommending shock magic for a school talent show, but to also recommend sideshow...

This brings up the issue of timing, which is of supreme importance in both horror and comedy. In the case of horror, one need look no further than the cinematic skidmarks we have to deal with now. Silent Hill (the movie, not the game), The Unborn, The Grudge 1 and 2, Saw and all its...

I actually look like that.

List pared down to the stuff that's really worth it. Save the rest of the cash. In the meantime: Things I Hate #217: People blurting out their store-bought political opinions without invitation. This tax season I'm more concerned with making sure all of my deductibles go through.