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I knew I was hated here, but I had no idea you all wanted to drive me to commit suicide.

Given how few guys listen to women normally, why would they break that rhythm now?

Actually Horace Goldin did that in Vaudeville. And I believe Steve Martin had several comedy magic skits set to music with no dialog. But that's because Steve Martin can do whatever he wants.

I said it the way I did to make a point. Most YouTube exposers are bored teenage boys. What is the only way to make them stop doing anything? You ignore them to death.

Are you all really such pathetic magicians that you're threatened by a bunch of scrawny 14-year-old morons offering to trade flavor-of-the-month tricks with a community of similar throwbacks?

I thought it was hilarious. Apparently David himself got a kick out of it.

In the same way that listening to Criss Angel talk about himself these days is funny, only more hilariously tragic. Data on Star Trek emoted more than Tudor during a performance, and when he's not performing he makes Oliver Reed look like a teetotaller. You have to wonder why he allows that...

While it does seem more obvious in hindsight, I confess that I didn't know what to think at first. I've come across some major fanboys in my time, and if Brian Tudor is enough of a moron to publish these sorts of quotes in his DVDs, then there's someone equally dense enough to believe it...

More proof this is a joke account. The only person in the world who thinks that's a good reply is Soulja Boi.

Okay, I'm now convinced this is a joke account. Not even Brian Tudor at his drunken worst could be this profoundly ignorant. A person who was really like this wouldn't even be able to access the internet as their government appointed handler wouldn't let them near the keyboard for fear it...

Gentlemen, we have a serious situation. Irony... has failed. Our attempts it diplomacy and humor have been negated. We must prepare for war.

I don't have any videos of myself performing right now simply because I have other projects to use all my DV tape stock on. I have a project in the pipeline right now with the working title From Beyond. It got shelved a few months back to deal with some family issues, but there's a very real...

(singing) I see a bad moon rising I see trouble on the way Well, the fairly even keel of Theory 11 can be accounted for by the fact that since they're still a relatively young company, they're releasing new material at a faster rate and the 1-on-1 section updates weekly. It keeps traffic...

I'm inclined to agree. I'm still torn between considering him a fanboy or a satirist who just doesn't know when it's time to retire a joke. But with that statement, the latter is gaining more ground. To answer the question at hand, you know you're a professional when you can quit your...

They're not supposed to know how many sleights you're doing. And you can only do something so many times before it gets boring. That's not terribly impressive, as that's the general definition of a trick. Quality and quantity, friend. Am I supposed to be impressed? Why blitz...

I just have to take your word for that, and unfortunately your word isn't good enough. Regardless, I personally would find such an act boring. The only person I know of who could make doing the same thing 52 times entertaining is Jeff McBride. You are not Jeff McBride. In fact, neither you...

Speed does not impress me. Yngwie Malmsteen plays guitar a lot faster than Tony Iommi, but Black Sabbath have been mathematically proven to rock 237 times harder than Yngwie. 290 if you count the albums they released with Ronnie James Dio. And this of course risks getting me started on how...

Because there's no drama in doing it fast. Slower movement creates anticipation, and anticipation is the lifeblood of drama. Assuming you're not lying to try and impress us, that sounds unbelievably boring.

Saw that one coming a mile away. I don't mean to sound like a d*ck, but saying that Brian Tudor is better than any of those men is a fanboyish statement, and to say it of Dai Vernon shows rather transparent ignorance. Tudor got famous among flourish enthusiasts for inventing a couple of...

Better question: why did you totally hijack the thread?