. . . . Ok, why not. I don't remember where I read this but
"How many magicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- about 100, 1 to actually screw it in and about 99 others to say I've got a variation of that"
Magician was having some problems and went to see a shrink, the doc said lay down on the couch an tell me everything. Like a fool I was the magician said I did and now that doctor is in New York doing my act.
Magician on a cruise ship performing well the captain had this extremely annoying bird that seem to know how he did all the tricks during the show it would squawk out "it went up your sleeve it went up your sleeve" or " she under the box she under the box" this went on night after night. No rest at all for the magician on the 2ND week out the boilers in the old ship were not taken care of as best they could and they blew up in the middle of the night there the magician was floating on a raft when suddenly the captain parrot came and sat on the end of the raft and just starred at him for a long time finally the bird said "I give up how did you make the ship vanish?"