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Bad magic jokes.

Sep 1, 2007
Guys I think it's time for some serious topics. This isn't one of them. Time for bad magic jokes!

I'll start.

How much does it cost to be great at flourishing?!

Just a couple of Bucks.
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Sep 6, 2010
What is the difference between a magician and a woodpecker?

One is extremely annoying, loud, and nearly impossible to get rid of. The other one is a bird ;)
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Magician was having some problems and went to see a shrink, the doc said lay down on the couch an tell me everything. Like a fool I was the magician said I did and now that doctor is in New York doing my act.

Magician on a cruise ship performing well the captain had this extremely annoying bird that seem to know how he did all the tricks during the show it would squawk out "it went up your sleeve it went up your sleeve" or " she under the box she under the box" this went on night after night. No rest at all for the magician on the 2ND week out the boilers in the old ship were not taken care of as best they could and they blew up in the middle of the night there the magician was floating on a raft when suddenly the captain parrot came and sat on the end of the raft and just starred at him for a long time finally the bird said "I give up how did you make the ship vanish?"
Nov 27, 2009
Magicians may be the only people on the planet who think that leaving your thumb-tip at home is a good idea every so often.

To everyone else that sounds extremely painful.
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May 25, 2010
There is a frog walking to the west and a magician walking to the east.
What can we deduce from this?

The frog is on his way to a gig.
May 12, 2011
Hey Man! Are you laughing?


Why Man?


WTF are you laughing about?


Dammit Tell Me!

And the reply of the laughing person: I STOLE YOUR GOLD ARCANE DECK!

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