No pool table??? No round mongolian bbq pit with massive vent system??? No in house Sushi chef??? No on-call jazz/ string quartet to play quietly as you sleep??? No lock-in-closet Thai or Viet master masseuse to rub out those kinks in the neck from a long days work??? No chinese acrobats for those times when you are blue and just need a small pick me up???
Bah... might as well be living in a cardboard box if you ask me.