Magicians Phrasebook

[Fl0urish]

Every magicians needs it right? Good patter? Good opening lines, closing lones, thankyous magical jokes, comebacks.

I'd love to hear some of your guys lines!

My favourite is when somebody asks me how i do a trick. I'll whisper,

Well, can you keep a secret?

and when they answer, YES! full of excitement. I'll say,

Well i can too!

Fl0urish.

 

[Twozwozer]

Classic one here.

"How did you do that?!"

"Very Well..."

Cheers, Tom

 

[TheoryGV]

its magic

that is my favorite

 

[Mental-State]

man i love that line Fl0urish

 

[Cardz9863]

When I'm counting cards legitmately and someone thinks I did something. I count it EXTREMLY slow and half-way through, I ask them "Slow enough for ya" and everyone laughs, except for my teacher, who I asked....

 

[Ben Long]

If something unexpected happens (from the audiences perspective) I look at them and say "What'd you do?!" in my best Chris Farley impression...

 

[frezzing aces]

i have orange hair and use it to my advantage


them: how you do that?

Me: im a leprechaun

them: no seriously

Me (in best irish accent ever) ooooooo so ye want to know me secrets ay laddie.

them : YEAH!

Me: what secrets. im a leprechaun get over it.

them: no your not

me: ......................... racist

then if the still keep buging me i say something about meditating for 300 yeaars


oh yeah and thanks to kevin hos comics for the racist bit

 

[Donald C.]

its magic

that is my favorite

That is also my favorite line

 

[tally-ho]

mine would be how did you do that?!!
very well thank you.

 

[Fl0urish]

Twozwozer's line is my favourite so far!

 

[CaseyC]

Twozwozer's line is my favourite so far!

Definetly! I'm going to start using it now

 

[GusEds]

If something unexpected happens (from the audiences perspective) I look at them and say "What'd you do?!" in my best Chris Farley impression...

Haha. Great one Ben I have to try that one sometime too...

i have orange hair and use it to my advantage


them: how you do that?

Me: im a leprechaun

them: no seriously

Me (in best irish accent ever) ooooooo so ye want to know me secrets ay laddie.

them : YEAH!

Me: what secrets. im a leprechaun get over it.

them: no your not

me: ......................... racist

then if the still keep buging me i say something about meditating for 300 yeaars


oh yeah and thanks to kevin hos comics for the racist bit

LOL!

That is hilarious. Doesn't surprise me Kevin had a say in it!

Mine however, is one I learned from DG's dvd KAOS:

Danny: *deep breath, look serious* Now...would it be amazing...if I walked straight through...this wall of glass...

Spectators: ...*pumped up*...Yes...

Danny: *relaxes* Well I can't do that, this is magic, not miracles *chuckles*

classic Gracia!

Gustav

 

[jok3r]

after a cool color change.

spectator- gives a squeak and say omg!!

me-omg its magic!

or

spectator- oh my god!

me- what! hanah montana, where!?




(i thought it was funny)

 

[FOO:L]

do copperfields "HOHO! MAGIC!"
watch scrubs.

 

[Jack Webster]

to stay mysterious i dance

 

[GusEds]

after a cool color change.

spectator- gives a squeak and say omg!!

me-omg its magic!

or

spectator- oh my god!

me- what! hanah montana, where!?




(i thought it was funny)

I do too!

to stay mysterious i dance

that is epic mysteriousness. David Madison - eat your heart out.



It would be cool to see some of the artists post here! Have a laugh or two

Gustav

 

[Sam Hardy]

do copperfields "HOHO! MAGIC!"
watch scrubs.

I was just about to say that XD
Haha, that made me laugh.

-Sam H

 

[Dima]

"Could you say "stop" as i riffle down with my thumb please"
"STOP!"
"Good eye, thanks for spotting the break!"

Jay Sankey - Real Work on Restaurants and Bars.

 

[The Wordsmith]

I like Frezzing Aces' the best so far. Also the 'very well' line is just annoying and I find spectators hate it. 'just Magic' is a good one, because they know you're lying and it's not smart-ass. Also people might believe you. I might have to try this 'leprechaun' idea...

 

[joshrobarts]

do copperfields "HOHO! MAGIC!"
watch scrubs.

YES!!! i love you for that, he is so funny in that episode, so condescending and ridiulous. almost reminds me of someone... haha

for those of you that haven't seen scrubs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwU2MdQ3c_0