Ha Ha. Well...there is a 2 week hazing period in which you will undergo extreme conditions both mentally and physically.
I had to tie 100 Loops in 10 minutes, make slush powder from scratch, recite quotations from Expert at the card Table, eat a thumb tip with a silk inside, make a diorama out of a mirror box, and other things that I am still having recurrent nightmares from. I can't even discuss them here.
All kidding aside, we have many members that go above and beyond when contributing to the forums and helping others with their expertise. Please do not contact us, we will contact you if we feel someone fits a position that needs filled. Always remain positive on the boards and do not "put down" others. We should all be doing this anyway.
I'm not certain that there are any openings as of right now but that does not mean there won't be a position in the future. I can think of about 3 gentleman who I know of right that would be a great fit on the team.