My my my....a lot of wishes and so little time. Looks like Mrs. Claus won't be getting much sleep anytime soon, that's for sure. I would put some of those elves to work, but they're nothing but a bunch of unloyal asshats. Elves...their job is to build toys, assemble things, and do what I say. Feed the reindeer, take out the trash, wash my feet, scratch my back, etc. Not too complicated! But no, they want to go and get the the
LPA involved! Pssh....bunch of BS if you ask me.
Anyways, sorry to ramble on. So much to do, with so little time. Speaking of time, it's "time" to unlock the liquor cabinet and get to work.
With Love,
Santa (Mrs. Claus isn't in the loving mood right now)