What do you want for Christmas?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Santa, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. I'm sorry, WHO?!? Buddy, I'm the original Santa Claus. Not that Kris Kinner fellow you guys get so turned on by. hohohoho!!

    Wow...well I most certainly don't look like that. Maybe when I first got married and Mrs. Claus didn't know a frying pan from a spatula, but then I bought her a Paula Dean cookbook and now I can't get enough! That women can't cook, but she can sure read the directions well enough to fool me!

    Back to work now fellas.... ;)

    With Love,

    Mrs. and Mr. Claus
     

  2. ... Ok, then how about Mary in The Nativity Scene?

    Not to offend anyone, of course.
     

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  3. Dear Santa,

    Since I aready got a new car for Christmas, please leave under my tree something sparkely that comes in a little blue box.

    Love,

    Katie
     
  4. Does this mean what I think it means?

    How exciting if it is.
     
  5. Hilarious.
     
  6. Probably not

    But I love any shiny object in a blue box.

    KE
     
  7. Hmmm, interesting.......

    Anyway what I want for christmas is... death to hecklers!!!! :p
     
  8. Seriously, i get at least 2 items on my list on Christmas Day i will believe in Santa for the rest of my life.
     
  9. What about a shiny box in a blue object? Or a blue box in a shiny object?

    Perhaps a shiny blue in a box object? (Yes I realise this makes no sense)

    - Sean
     
  10. i want: ( this is the exact list i sent my dad)

    -a new cd player
    -the dark knight 2 disc special edition
    -Toxicity by System of a Down
    -Blindness ( its a book) not sure about the author sorry
    -"Next" by Micheal Crichton (book)
    -"Totally out of control" by chris kenner (book)

    as you can see there is very little magic stuff.( the joker has a nice trick though! )mainly because my mom gave me a hundred bucks to spend online so i can just order magic stuff anytime.
     
  11. Like a mint blue box? Or USPS blue box?
     
  12. A shiny object in a box of blue
    Could it be used? Borrowed or New?
    Old man santa knows what to do
    Under the tree, he'll leave it for you

    ... Ok ok, I got bored :D
     
  13. Shiny Objects make me happy.
     
  14. what are "CD's"?
     
  15. Tee-hee! Funny.
     
  16. Which is exactly what I got my girlfriend.

    ;)
     
  17. Can I give you a piece of scrap metal? I can put it in a blue box... I'm broke...
     
  18. Santa for the win!
     
  19. A chance to have USPCC print me cards :D (Q1 quality)
     
  20. My my my...you gents and gals never let up do you? Christmas is right around the corner and you're still re-writing your lists. FYI, I needed to have the finalized version notarized and in my hands by yesterday. Too late guys. But, just for ****s and giggles, I decided to amuse myself with your requests.

    As you can see, Santa is very bitter in old-age. My apologies.

    Katie my dear, I'm going to let you in on a little secret.


    *He went to Jared*




    No. Nope. None of it. Never. Nadda. Done.

    Women love diamonds. And Santa. But more so they love diamonds. You, my friend, are going to be a very happy man come Christmas night. Can I send over Mrs. Claus for a bonus?

    With love,

    Santa
     

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