My my my...you gents and gals never let up do you? Christmas is right around the corner and you're still re-writing your lists. FYI, I needed to have the finalized version notarized and in my hands by yesterday. Too late guys. But, just for ****s and giggles, I decided to amuse myself with your requests.
As you can see, Santa is very bitter in old-age. My apologies.
Dear Santa,
Since I aready got a new car for Christmas, please leave under my tree something sparkely that comes in a little blue box.
Love,
Katie
Katie my dear, I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
*He went to Jared*
i want: ( this is the exact list i sent my dad)
-a new cd player
-the dark knight 2 disc special edition
-Toxicity by System of a Down
-Blindness ( its a book) not sure about the author sorry
-"Next" by Micheal Crichton (book)
-"Totally out of control" by chris kenner (book)
as you can see there is very little magic stuff.( the joker has a nice trick though! )mainly because my mom gave me a hundred bucks to spend online so i can just order magic stuff anytime.
No. Nope. None of it. Never. Nadda. Done.
Which is exactly what I got my girlfriend. (diamond jewelry)
Women love diamonds. And Santa. But more so they love diamonds. You, my friend, are going to be a very happy man come Christmas night. Can I send over Mrs. Claus for a bonus?
With love,
Santa