You Know Your a Magician in Trouble if...
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You know you are introuble if:
- Your younger brother can snap change better than you can, and he's five.
- The blonde assistant you've selected cranks the crotch strap on your straitjacket too tight
- Your selected assistant knows how to work a straitjacket better than you do
- You pull out handcuffs for your next bit and your assistant asks why they aren't fuzzy
- You are in the middle of performing sword through neck, and your stage manager is waving the "prop" sword wildly from the wings.
- You actually swallow a burning torch
- You perform the hankerchief to bra steal gag on a guy and he recognises the bra
- You are performing Spiked, and realize that your "wedding" band that you put on before the show is actually your real one and not a PK ring.
- You think "You're as good as Criss Angel" is a complement
Feeling an abnormally sharp pain as you perform it, then removing it with a slight bloody residue... not going to say it hasn't happened to me.
When you do card on ceiling and underestimate its integrity.
When you leave your Invisible Deck out and then a laymen rearranges them back into a regular deck to play cards (Honestly, who has experienced this, this has happened to me twice already!)
When you do the twisting arms illusion and then some guy from America's Best Dance crew comes and starts skipping with both his arms held together.
When a raver performs better doing light shows with D'Lites.
You doing Rocky Raccoon for P.E.T.A.
You performing an impromptu version of Zombie Ball using your own pants and crotch.
When a magician heckles another magician, that's just a big no no. For a more exact definition, look up: Chris Angel.
When you leave your Invisible Deck out and then a laymen rearranges them back into a regular deck to play cards (Honestly, who has experienced this, this has happened to me twice already!)
When you do the twisting arms illusion and then some guy from America's Best Dance crew comes and starts skipping with both his arms held together.
When a raver performs better doing light shows with D'Lites.
You doing Rocky Raccoon for P.E.T.A.
You performing an impromptu version of Zombie Ball using your own pants and crotch.
When a magician heckles another magician, that's just a big no no. For a more exact definition, look up: Chris Angel.
you think you have to wear a tux whenever you perform magic
while doing floating rose u light a girls hair on fire
while doing bill to lemon, while cutting the lemon you slice through your hand
everything you know how to do requires set up
while doing floating rose u light a girls hair on fire
while doing bill to lemon, while cutting the lemon you slice through your hand
everything you know how to do requires set up
You're a magician in trouble if:
If you think you can't perform without cards.
You do a perfect classic force, then realized you forgot your force card.
You do a trick with an iPhone, and expect astonishment.
You shake hands with someone wearing a metal ring, when you have your PK ring on.
You do sword swallowing, and realize the stage manager handed you a real sword from the last set in a hurry.
You do Interlaced and realize you put the gimmick on the other shoe.
You use ellusionist cards for magic.
You only know card tricks.
You think you can't palm
Your tarantula runs out of batteries mid-performance.
You start a koslowski bill switch, and realize you have the same kind of bill on your TT.
You are doing something with the Change Cap, and realize you forgot to load it.
You mix up your Outlaw wallet with your real wallet.
You like Brian Tudor.
You vanish a lit Cigarette with a pull, and it doesn't quite go out.
You perform Meir Yeddid's Finger Fantasies for kids who accidentally got their fingers cut off.
You bought Cookie Cutter
You use a PK ring to stop someone's expensive watch, and realize your broke it.
You perform Paul Harris' Ladybug, and realize your ladybug died.
A coin "talks" against your ring, and the spec thinks it's a second coin.
You do a lit match vanish by dropping it on the floor, but you drop the lit match on someone wearing flip-flops.
You do Gregory Wilson's Ring routine, and someone punches you in the face when you throw the "ring" in the water/far away.
You're doing a coin routine and you drop a shell; and the spectator, being nice, picks it up for you.
If you think you can't perform without cards.
You do a perfect classic force, then realized you forgot your force card.
You do a trick with an iPhone, and expect astonishment.
You shake hands with someone wearing a metal ring, when you have your PK ring on.
You do sword swallowing, and realize the stage manager handed you a real sword from the last set in a hurry.
You do Interlaced and realize you put the gimmick on the other shoe.
You use ellusionist cards for magic.
You only know card tricks.
You think you can't palm
Your tarantula runs out of batteries mid-performance.
You start a koslowski bill switch, and realize you have the same kind of bill on your TT.
You are doing something with the Change Cap, and realize you forgot to load it.
You mix up your Outlaw wallet with your real wallet.
You like Brian Tudor.
You vanish a lit Cigarette with a pull, and it doesn't quite go out.
You perform Meir Yeddid's Finger Fantasies for kids who accidentally got their fingers cut off.
You bought Cookie Cutter
You use a PK ring to stop someone's expensive watch, and realize your broke it.
You perform Paul Harris' Ladybug, and realize your ladybug died.
A coin "talks" against your ring, and the spec thinks it's a second coin.
You do a lit match vanish by dropping it on the floor, but you drop the lit match on someone wearing flip-flops.
You do Gregory Wilson's Ring routine, and someone punches you in the face when you throw the "ring" in the water/far away.
You're doing a coin routine and you drop a shell; and the spectator, being nice, picks it up for you.
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