Saturday Night Contest : Control Theme Song

Wayne,..I bet you think this song is about you,...
Danny will never be the same,..and you still thinking this song is about you,..
Cause your so vein,..

Danny has extra-terrestial in that thing he calls an eye,..
Wayne can't keep his hands to himself , and he's making Danny cry,..
OHH,.. Wayne please don't torture Danny for videos sake,...
Dana's tired and Danny's threatening to punch you in the face.

Wayne,..I bet you think this song is about,..
Danny will never be the same,..and your still thinking this song is about you,..
Cause your so vein,..

Now he's ready for his big shot now,..
Stopping his pulse and you don't know how,..
Everyone wants to be his friend,..
Cause he loves his friends till the end,..

But Waynes just so vein,..And I bet you think this song is about you,..
Insane in the brain,..and your still thinking this song is about you,..
Cause your so vein.

:D
 
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Dec 8, 2007
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Da na da na da na...
Magic 's in the air,
heart's pulsing over here,
everything seemed normal,
then nothing is normal,
his heart stopped beating,
no more pulsing,
I thought he had no control
Turns out he was in control yo!

Now available at theory11 Yo!
Now available at theory11 Yo!
Da na da na da na...
 
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CONTROL! CONTROL! GOIN IN AND OUT OF CONTROL
CONTROL! CONTROL! WE KNOW HOW TO ROCK AND WE KNOW HOW TO ROLL
CONTROL CONTROL, EAT SOME RICE OUT OF A BOWL
CONTROL CONTROL, STOP YOUR PULSE AND DONT DIE!...... CAUSE WE R IN CONTROL!

ITS MAGICAL AND MYSTERY, LEARN BOUT WAYNE HOUCHINS HISTORY HE DONT EVEN LIKE HISTORY BUT GETS MAGIC TRICKS UNDER HIS CHRISTMAS TREE

CONTROL! CONTROL! GOIN IN AND OUT OF CONTROL
CONTROL! CONTROL! WE KNOW HOW TO ROCK AND WE KNOW HOW TO ROLL
CONTROL CONTROL, EAT SOME RICE OUT OF A BOWL
CONTROL CONTROL, STOP YOUR PULSE AND DONT DIE!.... CAUSE WE R IN CONTROL!

yea thats bout it. maybe like. control control hope that this trick doesnt blow? w/e
 
Nov 17, 2007
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Here's mine:

Well you’ve thought you’ve seen some other magic tricks before,
Now I’ll hit you with the feat you can’t ignore,
This one I learned from the devil, had to sell my soul,
And in return, he taught me something new about Control,
Now put your hand right here on my wrist if you please,
And you’ll find that if you give it just a little squeeze,
You’ll feel my pulse slow down, and you’ll get weak in the knees,
As my heart comes to a stop, and veins begin to freeze,
But then I’m back, and you’re astounded because I’m no longer dead,
I take my bow and you walk out thinking it’s all in your head,
But there’s more to this illusion, something far too real,
That you know something this strong must have the devil’s feel,
Low and behold, the next day you find, a trick called Control from Wayne Houchin’s mind,
He’ll teach you the secret with one thing his goal,
For you to learn how without selling your soul.
 
Aug 31, 2007
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Eh, what the hell.

Must I tell you what this song is to the tune of? You'll see for yourself. :)

AHEM

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[flute music] [piano music]

Every night in my dreams
I see him, I feel him
This is how I met the great Wayne

Far across the city
Of Chico, of Houchin
He had come to show me Control

CHORUS:
Wayne, Wayne, wherever he is
I believe that his heart don't go on
Once more, his pulse disappears
But it's in his control
His heart won't go on and on

I touched his wrist one time
And it lasted a lifetime
I never let go 'til, he was gone

Love was when I loved him
That weird time when I held him
In his veins, the pulse won't go on

CHORUS (x2) (on the second CHORUS, the pitch is higher)

Hmm, hmm-mm mm-hmmm hmmm
Hmmmmm-mmm.

***

Thanks for reading and, hopefully, trying to sing it. And for those of you who didn't figure it out, that's to the tune Celine Dion's My Heart will Go On. PUH-LEASE! :)
 
Sep 1, 2007
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Cornwall
As told by Wayne Houchin
_____________________

When danny comes over I tell him sit back
Ima show you something that may cause a heart attack
He puts his feet back as I shut my eyes tight
He says hey man, something just aint right

Your turning blue and purple and gold and green
Your almost as colourful as brad christian's face cream
I say dont worry man its only my new trick control
I can stop my pulse and release my soul

Danny asks should i go get your wife fran
Your making weirder faces than Jean-Claude Van Damme
just sit back and write a rhyme that makes sence
But please, dont be as annoying as fiddy cent.

Danny wants to rap about control to the nation
I hope they dont find out that im actually malaysian
If danny could rap he'd be a sensation
But he cant cuz he's just a caucasian
 

Sean.Cinco

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Sep 2, 2007
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Here's my entry...it goes to the same tune of Tenacious D's F- Her Gently

You don't always have to stop your pulse
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you gotta slow it down
And let your spectator feel it go

With Contol you don't have to squeeze
Without Contol you have to squeeze
In the DVd you get to see a man named
Danny...Garcia...
He's a freakin ninja
And Wayne Houchin...looks bold
and Chris Kenner...is OOOOOOLLLLLLLD

And then you say hey I can stop my heartbeat
and then you say wait a minute Katie
I can't get it to start again
can you do some CPR?
THAT'S FREAKIN TEAM WORK!

What's your favorite trick?
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite sleight?
I'm not gonna teach it but I'll let you borrow ROYAL ROAD!

And then Wayne will make his pulse stop secretly
Danny fakes getting hit in his eye so deeply
And then Dana makes his music completely
but then...
I'M GONNA STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PULLLLLLLLLLLLLSE!
 
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Aug 31, 2007
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Let's do a Twelve Days of Christmas Collaboration.

Maybe you should do something like this, cept with theory 11 artists instead of rockets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9Pt8pYw6FQ (It's the twelve days of christmas if you don't want to watch it)

But since tomorrow is 12 days before control is released it should be:

On the 12th day before Control's release, Wayne Houchin gave to me:

etc. etc.

But it would start off as:

On the first day before Control's release, Wayne Houching gave to me:

etc. etc.

The twelve days would be something like this

1st Day (Sung by a certain T11 artist): A copy of Wayne Houchin's Control
2nd Day: 2 hours footage
3rd Day: 3 jaws dropped
4th Day: 4 pulses stopped
5th Day: 5 heart beats
6th Day: 6 Fooled-a-hecklers
7th Day: 7 specs-a-screaming

But that's all I got for now, it's fun because it's a nice collabaration, and even though it's a little after Christmas, it'll be a little fun to see. If I think of other days I'll edit them into the post. Mainly it's just the idea, but it could be made really funny and stupid. I made sure not to make it an essay.
 
Okay dokey, here goes!

Poem/Song/Rap START. No specific beat, just anything.

Stick that wrist out
And feel the heat
As your pulse is a stoppin'
For this is…

CONTROL!

CONTROL!

He's got his fingers out
Right on your wrist
As your heart is a stoppin'
For this is…

CONTROL!

CONTROL!

One-two-three now
Listen to that rhythm
As your pulse is a beatin'
For this is…

CONTROL!

CONTROL!

Put your head to your heart
And hear the delay… de… lay…
As your heart is a beatin'
For this is…

CONTROL!

CONTROL!

We've got Wayne, Danny, Dexter too!

CONTROL!

So be waitin'

CONTROL!

For number 25

CONTROL!

It all comes down to this...

FEEL. HEAR. CONTROL.

Song/Poem/Rap END. Enjoy!
 
Nov 6, 2007
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It never said when they were actually going to ANNOUNCE the winner. They said the lyrics would be tommorow but they never said when the announcing would be. When?
 

PhilTheMagician

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Usually at 11:00 it's over....so 11:15 or so the winner is announced...

I think the winning song should be talking ONLY about Control....nothing else, since it's the Control theme song....

Having said that, I've laughed out loud with quite a few of these submissions :)
 

waynehouchin

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Wow! All I have to say is... amazing! There are so many good songs here :)

But we have to pick one... And the winner is...

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going to be announced tomorrow night at 11PM EST with the debut of their song :) Dana & I are going to go over all of these tonight & tomorrow - then we'll jump into the studio & record... in one take! Great job guys & we'll see you back here tomorrow. Have a great night!
 

PhilTheMagician

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................................................................................
 

PhilTheMagician

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Please.....could youPM me with your thoughts on mine.....or else I'll have a hard time getting to sleep in anticipation (just curious to hear what you thought of mine)
 
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