On APPROPRIATE CONTENT:
All inappropriate content will be deleted upon verification by the Nurenberg Institute for the Protection of Professional Language and Ethical Standards (aka NIPPLES).
On VULGAR LANGUAGE:
We understand that times are changing, but please try to keep profanity down to an absolute minimum. Certainly no S-Bombs. Definitely no F-Bombs. Z-Bombs are fine (if you can figure out what they are).
Racial slurs are strictly prohibited. Unless you’re talking about Maori Tribesman, Aiulanu Warriors, or native Chintillians, who no one likes.
Be nice, respectful, and professional. Or else I will crush you.
On EXPOSURE:
Feel free to post performances in our Media section, though. I hear it’s the bomb diggity… times ten.
On TRADING/SELLING MATERIAL:
We’d prefer that you keep all trading and selling of personal items to other venues. Few people would like to know about your eBay auction for a Chicken McNugget that strangely resembles Chris Kenner’s profile. Actually, I’m lying. That would be insane. I’d bid on it.
On SPELLING & GRAMMAR:
We pride ourselves on the fact that over 47% of our users are literate.
