You know you're a card artist when...

[wizzjokeribrahim]

When you perform revolution cuts with 2 Iphones

Great Topic

 

[PurpleMustache]

when your parents give you money for food and you spend it on cards

when you do the werm in public to embarrass your friends

 

[Austin24]

When you practice a flourish during a meal, upside down on a carnival ride, or while playing poker or any other game.
All of this has happened with me in the past few days

 

[Austin24]

If I leave the house to go to work, shopping, whatever I have a deck with me. I can't pass up a chance to practice

 

[Austin24]

-When you flourish in public you say to yourself, "oh yeah I'm a BADASS!!!"
-When you drop your cards an impressed laymen is happy to pick it up for you.
-When you can "sense" people staring at you" because you go through it a lot in public when you flourish
-When you treat your cards the same or better than your phone
-you cannot do your homework without thinking about cards
-When you daydream about being Gambit!!

-If you hurt your hand or fingers you get really angry, even if it just a paper cut........

Where I work you can get burned and when I do it makes me very angry

 

[Austin24]

I presume setting the deck down on the table, then picking up half of it and setting it aside, following this up with placing the bottom packet atop it, would be considered a normal cut. Lol.

Seems legit but they wouldn't know what a packet was

 

[Carbon]

When your deck got less than 52 cards.

 

[BlueSpade1000]

-when you have enough decks but you can't seem to stop compulsively buying them...

 

[Parker Nolan]

When your parents yell at you for nicking the ceiling when you shoot a playing card from the deck.