Elite Prestidigitation's Introduction Thread

[Elite Prestidigitation]

Hello Theory 11,
Like The thread title says...I am an Elite Prestidigitator...
Not Just that...I am essentially an Elite in Life....
The product of a superior education...I am a Role Model's Role Model
I am what we all should strive to be...
I can’t be outsmarted...I am flawless..I do not allow failure.
I posses superior Card knowledge...I am essentially Here to Share with you my vast amount of knowledge...
To Discuss magic & Cardistry related topics....

Now that we now more about me lets proceed....


E-P

 

[TheatreHead]

Hello...
that sounds...
absolutely amazing....
yes....
thank you....
for...
providing....
us with....
so much.....
information about.....
your elite....
life....
could you.....
please sir....
tell me......
the best way....
to do....
an open shift.....
described by....
Erdnase?...

 

[Elite Prestidigitation]

no problem member...and I wont teach you how to do effects or moves....if you want to learn ask your mentor..Unless you want me to mentor you????
Do you want me to take you under my wing TheatreHead???

also I forgot to mention in my Opening Posts that I have been performing and Learning for over 16 years...
That is since I was 4...
I was born into this...I am truly a prodigy.

 

[praetoritevong]

Haha. I'll give you this, you make me laugh. You should stop watching WWE, though...

 

[Elite Prestidigitation]

Eh thnx member....I get that a lot from the ladies....I really am hilarious...thats why chicks dig me.
Dont remember cracking one of my creatively Hilarious Jokes tho....
But did you miss the part about me being an Elite?.....I do not waste my Time watching grown men in their underwear hug in the ring...


edit-Don't you ever again tell me what to do.

 

[S.G]

Ahh, Crap. We have another BrianationX here.

I hate these kind of people. They are funny at first and then they get really, really annoying.

 

[Jacob]

Haha Welcome to Theory 11. Your kidding right? Or are you really that cocky. Because I have a friend that is that cocky.

 

[praetoritevong]

Eh thnx member....I get that a lot from the ladies....I really am hilarious...thats why chicks dig me.
Dont remember cracking one of my creatively Hilarious Jokes tho....
But did you miss the part about me being an Elite?.....I do not waste my Time watching grown men in their underwear hug in the ring...


edit-Don't you ever again tell me what to do.

I don't suppose they're real, are they?

Incidentally, you should try a book on grammar.

 

[RikAllen]

Incidentally, you should try a book on grammar.

Don't you know?

He's too elite for grammar.

 

[Jacob]

im such n elete , I dont use a dictionary i decide how words r spelt.

 

[AsherF]

Welcome to the site. It's nice to finally be in the presence of someone who actually knows what they're talking about. Especially someone with a voice similar to that of a greek god. Which I'm sure is much like a cross between the voice of Jesus and Fergie. You are sure to inspire me. And I only pray that you grant me a fraction of your wisdom while you are here. Your humility is overwhelming. Not easy to compare to a mere mortal such as myself. I have been looking for a role model. But I think I've failed in the past, because I haven't found you, who is, in fact, a role model's role model. does it get any better? You must be pretty awesome. You say so anyway. So it must be true. How could it not be? Why would anyone ever come into a forum and lie? That's just absurd.

 

[zatch]

Welcome to the site. It's nice to finally be in the presence of someone who actually knows what they're talking about. Especially someone with a voice similar to that of a greek god. Which I'm sure is much like a cross between the voice of Jesus and Fergie. You are sure to inspire me. And I only pray that you grant me a fraction of your wisdom while you are here. Your humility is overwhelming. Not easy to compare to a mere mortal such as myself. I have been looking for a role model. But I think I've failed in the past, because I haven't found you, who is, in fact, a role model's role model. does it get any better? You must be pretty awesome. You say so anyway. So it must be true. How could it not be? Why would anyone ever come into a forum and lie? That's just absurd.

Plus one. Like

 

[Luis Vega]

Welcome to the site. It's nice to finally be in the presence of someone who actually knows what they're talking about. Especially someone with a voice similar to that of a greek god. Which I'm sure is much like a cross between the voice of Jesus and Fergie. You are sure to inspire me. And I only pray that you grant me a fraction of your wisdom while you are here. Your humility is overwhelming. Not easy to compare to a mere mortal such as myself. I have been looking for a role model. But I think I've failed in the past, because I haven't found you, who is, in fact, a role model's role model. does it get any better? You must be pretty awesome. You say so anyway. So it must be true. How could it not be? Why would anyone ever come into a forum and lie? That's just absurd.

+2

word count

 

[William Draven]

For an elite you're choice of capitalizing words where they don't need to be is amusing.

I'd augment your arguments to either show comical intentions, OR you will be fed to the troll eating guardians of this board, who will rip you apart without mercy or second thought.

Right now, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. I highly doubt someone could be that egotistical and actually mean it. Please don't prove me wrong.

 

[Luis Vega]

I'd augment your arguments to either show comical intentions
.

I guess that`s the case here...if not, I am going to rip him apart...

 

[KeoSilver]

This thread gets a plus 10 for epic fail. Asherf gets plus3 in awesome for making my crappy morning less crappyh.

 

[AdamF]

. Which I'm sure is much like a cross between the voice of Jesus and Fergie.

Step Brothers Reference. I like it.

 

[Zac Eckstein]

Hello Theory 11,
Like The thread title says...I am an Elite Prestidigitator...
Not Just that...I am essentially an Elite in Life....
The product of a superior education...I am a Role Model's Role Model
I am what we all should strive to be...
I can’t be outsmarted...I am flawless..I do not allow failure.
I posses superior Card knowledge...I am essentially Here to Share with you my vast amount of knowledge...
To Discuss magic & Cardistry related topics....

Now that we now more about me lets proceed....


E-P

I really don't like your kind. I'm sure lots of folks around here won't appreciate it to much neither.

 

[King Of Spades]

PLZ SHRE UR KNWLDGE W/ MEEEE!!!


Get over yourself. (unless you're joking about being so cocky then it's pretty funny).

 

[worldwideme]

Hello Theory 11,
Like The thread title says...I am an Elite Prestidigitator...
Not Just that...I am essentially an Elite in Life....
The product of a superior education...I am a Role Model's Role Model
I am what we all should strive to be...
I can’t be outsmarted...I am flawless..I do not allow failure.
I posses superior Card knowledge...I am essentially Here to Share with you my vast amount of knowledge...
To Discuss magic & Cardistry related topics....

Now that we now more about me lets proceed....


E-P

are you serious? if you are. i'm not so sure you'll be happy here. just saying.

and just to pile onto S.G.'s post, do you like Brian Tudor?