Elite Prestidigitation's Introduction Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Elite Prestidigitation, Aug 4, 2010.

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  2. Hello! Welcome to these forums! I would recommend putting up a video of you performing! I want to experience you're superior prestidigitation skills, as I feel it would better us all in our art. Also be sure to include your face in the video, I want to experience it's unparalleled beauty (as I have no doubt it does).

    Maybe T11 could change the Wire to a private tutoring section for you, to teach us true prestidigitatious skill? JB? Are you listening?
     
  3. Or are you like Mr. Beyer that does not like to show his face?

    I doubt that though. A superior being of your caliber should not be afraid to show their face.
     
  4. How could someone with such a beautiful face hide it? May it not be!
     
  5. Guys - I like you to meet my protege. He's come a long way but I'm proud of him.
     
  6. It is not possible. He was born with more skill than you. He is your role model remember?

    To quote his highness:

    "....I am a role model's role model....."
     

  7. And so my life is now complete. :D
     
  8. My name is Spartan 117, or John if your my friend... i eat Elites for breakfast.... but you seem more like a grunt.
     
  9. Is that so?

    my name is Marcus Fenix..and I eat berserkers for breakfast...but you look like a wretch...
     
  10. hahahaha touche sir, touche,
     
  11. You make a strong point S.G. Is that anything like a backup singer's backup singer?
     
  12. Elite Prestidigation VS. Brianation x

    MOST EPICEST BATTLE EVAAAAR
     
  13. That would be amazing! 2 super-elite-things going head to head!

    And b_08, I think that is almost the opposite. He is the higher up to a higher up.

    A back up singer to a back up singer is a lower to a lower.

    Get it?
     
  14. I think the troll has left these boards.. I do hope so.
     
  15. Thansk for the welcome guy....I am not cocky...I am actually quite Humble and Modest.

    They are real...although I dont mind the fake one is you know what I mean....You probably dont....
    Also I leave you with the words of a great Person....
    Read that and try to keep up

    My grammar is the way I want it to be...I do not allow failure..If I choose to write a certain way then you better get used to it...

    This is essentially what I said earlier...No one tells me how to write and express myself in a public forum...
    I am an elite Academic...I doubt anyone here has the same level of intellect as me....

    Thanks Member...you sound like a smart member..I will take you under my wing..If you have any questions let me know..
    I will share with you my superior knowledge and know-how....Huuuuuge Privilege btw....
    And it is not a Right..it s a privilege....I mean wow a direct line to me...
    Doesn't get any better than that..

    If I choose to type Like this you must accept it...This is the way Elite members type..You think is amusing?...I know is amusing how you type just like everybody else you normie...
    You Should try to imitate me..Learn by My glorious example...

    Also I am modest/Humble....Really...
    Thats why chicks dig me.

    are you asking me if I like one of the most important magicians...The greatest modern magician in this generation?....That Guy essentially created what you call "cardistry" alone....
    To answer your question...yes he is pretty cool...He defines what a modern magician should be...

    btw My favorite "magical" figure is Criss Angel....

    Thanks for the Welcome T11....:)
    And you guy do not tell me what to do....I will do as I please and Upload said Video when I want to...
    Heck I may even make it a payperview....It is that good...
    My looks?......
    My body was chiseled to perfection....like a statue of a Greek god...
    Technology can and has confirmed this.....The procedure never fails and Is 100% legit and unbias...
    Free from human emotions such as jealousy....100% accuracy..no margin of error
    From Anaface.com "analyse your face"
    http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/5305/bpture.jpg ........
    As you can see that should had been a perfect 10....The siftware Obviously took that fraction of a point away because Chicks talk to me and I have great hair....
    The robot is obviously jealous.....Just like everybody else.....
    Why is Everybody jealous?.....
    Because I am sexi,charismatic, hot, funny, fashionable, hip ,helpful, smart, kute ,and I am humble/modest ect........
    The whole package really, and overall the most pleasant person you could ever meet....
    And I didn't even mention My enormous amount of card knowledge and perfect execution of every technique...
     
  16. wow... I don't feel honored... I feel blessed.
     
  17. holy f**k, learn how to limit your use of ellipses...
     
  18. I dont need to learn anything....I am an Elite academic...I teach.

    Thats exactly how you should feel Asherf...It is not often I extend my goodly wing at someone...
    Why did I do it?...Because I am an Honorable member.. Extremely Generous....
    2 days ago I would have told you to gtfo and leave me alone...
     
  19. Do you...teach...people...how to...butcher...the English...language...in... an elite manner?
     
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