Damn, I would've loved to be in the contest.
I would've written:
DG: "And so your card is stuck under the seat of your bike. Yes it is. No you may not check. ALRIGHT fine I will make this a BIT easier, let's make it appear right under your shirt, above your abdomen area... that's good... right there... Pulling it RIGHT out of your belly button..."

seems like a comic tho
