Card in Bra

I heard Chuck Norris was so potent that he can impregnate a women just by saying, "Pick a card"...when she has her baby...if it is a girl, once she turns legal age, she will automatically become pregnant with Norris' baby residually...and so on...and so on...and so on for eternity.

Also, I heard he got that Dude/Chick on Oprah pregnant the same way...amazing!

Did you know, that Chuck Norris betrayed Judas?

(Good to know you can enjoy being funny man, haha.)
 
Jul 10, 2008
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I've said it before, and shoot, I'll say it again.

I will never tire of the Chuck Norris Facts.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
 
Sep 1, 2007
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Why does every thread on here end up ebing about Chuck Norris.

JDEN

Because real jokes are harder to write.

In regards to the effect, I didn't actually watch the video. I was told Katy Perry was in the video and on the off chance that it's possible to catch a venereal disease from YouTube, I didn't want to risk it.

However, I have seen variations on this effect marketed. It takes a very certain type of performer and audience to pull it off as there is an element of playing with fire. Nevertheless, I've known several women who enjoy that sort of racy humor. And no, little boys, they are not sluts.
 
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