Magician's Joke

Luis Vega

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Mar 19, 2008
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So I heard this joke today and I wanted to share it

Once Upon a time there was a magician who had a parrot as a sidekick and they worked in a cruisership in the sea for long-term contracts

the show was good but each time the magician finished a trick the parrot revealed the secret "he hide the card in his sleeve" "it´s under the table" " he has a thumbtip" things like that, like a heckler

one time there was a huge storm and the ship sinked and only the magician and the parrot survived in a little rescue boat..for days they wandered in the sea and the parrot didn´t say a thing on those days...

finally after a week wandering in the sea the parrot told him "OK, I surrender...where the heck did you hide the ship?!!!!"
 
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How many card magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
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One Hundred - one to change the lightbulb and 99 to say "oh, I've got a variation of that one here let me show you...!"
 
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