Thoughts as they occur to me. 0:01 - What's wrong with your sound? 0:06 - Oh hell, is this just going to be more music, further removing any human element from the performance? 0:09 - Indeed it is. Your hands move way too much. Exercise a little economy of motion. 0:11 - Wait, a second how did we get here? Did you cut the complete middle out of the effect? Jesus... Just because you can edit doesn't mean you should. 0:17 - Amazing. You held the tension for a full second. 0:21 - Show your face, for god's sake. 0:27 - Jesus. Stop cutting. 0:28 - And slow down. Sweet Satan, man. 0:35 - Stop cutting! 0:38 - Stop... cutting! 0:44 - God damn it. If you need an annotation in the video to explain the plot, then you suck at editing. Next time, record actual sound. 0:49 - What just happened? I didn't have time to process any of that. 0:51 - Well, that scene's not working, let's try another one! Wait, is that you on the left? Well slap me in the head and call me Buddha, you actually do have a face! 0:59 - The reactions might have had more weight if I could have actually heard them. 1:13 - Why do you insist on standing like 20 feet away from everyone? You too good to stand next to people now? 1:19 - Apparently you think you're too good to actually stick around and listen to them. 1:25 - Wait, what just happened? What was the setup? Goddamn this is pissing me off. Stop... ****ing... cutting! 1:29 - Home movies are more tightly edited than this! 1:37 - Again, what just happened? 1:46 - This time you actually had the sense to show the card to the camera and some of the set-up, but I still don't know what ****ing card it was. 1:48 - I take it back. You just cut the ****ing setup out again. 1:52 - For the love of George Romero, your audience does not have leprosy. You can stand next to them. 1:56 - And once again, you just wander off like a self-important douche. 1:58 - I'm getting motion sickness from the editing. 2:02 - Stop showing me fans. I don't care. 2:08 - Again, I can't tell what the card is, so it's not like it matters. 2:17 - Once again, you held the tension for maybe a second. No sense of drama. 2:32 - That was even worse because you didn't hold the tension at all. You revealed as soon as they had just finished processing what had happened. Christ, man! Are you really in such a hurry that you can't pay attention to basic things like pacing? 2:35 - That annotation is pissing me off because I couldn't tell what the cards were in several other shots either, and besides that, you shouldn't have to do that. 2:41 - Can you read my mind now? I'll give you a hint. I'm angry at how bad this video is and thinking of several four-letter words. 2:46 - A mind reading effect over in only a few seconds? Are you ****ing kidding me? 2:59 - Another annotation that you shouldn't have needed had your cameraman actually gotten a decent shot. 3:03 - Another annotation that sound would have made completely unnecessary. 3:10 - Stop hogging the damn frame. And why do you keep hunching over like that? 3:18 - Oh my god, there's sound! Too little, too late.