Saturday Night Contest - DG Poet Laurette of theory11

[tally-ho]

EDIT: oops. itll be back later

 

[Creeper]

Daniel Garcia
Messiah of Random Jokes
Bead extraordinaire

 

[Michael Kras]

Daniel Garcia
Destroyer of currency
with Chi, Fraud, and Greed.

 

[jake the snake magic]

Daniel Garcia
With oh so much tender care
I love him too much

 

[dreamkidz]

Daniel still Danny?
He big body tell me the answer
But plus Garcia become MagicKid.

 

[j.bayme]

My first haiku this year, I bestow on you. Enjoy...

just like jack sparrow,
though his beard may be narrow,
his thighs, not so much.

 

[True2Coins]

Sup with it danny
Where the crap is my money
nevermind, we cool

ehehehehehehe

 

[Deleted member 2755]

Ladies and gents... My Haiku. This reminds me of a story..... I'm too lazy to type it though. So now you'll never know what story it is.

My Mexican Pal
Does Torn Like A Butterfly
And Rocks Like a Star​

That is my poetic genius.

-Doug

 

[SuicideBoy555]

Contest

Mirror Mirror on the wall
Who is the sexist man of all *DG tips berret*
mirror:not you cubb chubb...


just a joke! remember that!

-Jon R.

 

[Magic Man4293]

Danny Garcia,
Looks like meatloaf with some beads.
Say more, do I need?


*cough* *cough* Visual representation here and here *cough* *cough*
(Do a side by side, you will find the truth.)

-Michael

 

[stoneface]

Symphony Garcia
Can climb a jacobs latter
In .44

 

[Michael Kras]

A legend was born
on the streets of Mexico.
Daniel Garcia.

 

[aJohnson]

Nunchuck Garcia
With his magical bead
The creator of greed.

 

[beanzmagic]

name is garcia
facial hair ch ch chia
magic like ninja

 

[Creeper]

Danny Garcia
He has infinite Swagga
Thinks like a baby

 

[James Smith]

Well, instead of just writing mine, I decided to make a video with creative and magical visual aid. Enjoy: (Still Processing)

http://www.vimeo.com/5658825

 

[True2Coins]

hola danny G!
Won't you please stop watching me?
Just for symphony!!!!

Come on Dannyo!
You gotta find your force card!!!
Force that thing in there!

 

[DoctorMagic]

...

Wearing his beanie,
the artist in Symphony.
The god of ninjas.

 

[Sorax]

The magic you offer...
Trick itself, doesn't matter
your name on it does.

All DG's tricks are awesome! I don't give a crap what the trick is. I see that Daniel has a release and I order it... (Eagerly gathering funds to buy symphony).

 

[aJohnson]

Master of ninjitsu
The fly' shirt that he worn
The god of torn