Saturday Night Contest - DG Poet Laurette of theory11

Sep 1, 2007
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Daniel Garcia
The great father of carlos,
The strippers baby


Technically shes an escort...o well...Danny taught little carlos a trick...using his hand...
 
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SuicideBoy555

Guest
sub 2

Daniel Garcia
"Has very Bad taste in moveis"
as said by Chris Kenner

:D

-Jon R.
 
Jul 13, 2009
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My intials DG
I like girl manage et twas
Yipes was that a king.

My name is Danny
Man where's my "wii fit girlfriend"
Ahhh, pimping I like

I'm Daniel Gargles.
You film viral videos,
I WILL PLAY THEM OFF!!


EDIT

I just realized that if you do not watch the bbliveshow, you will not get any of the references that I made.
 
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Daniel Garcia,
Mister ninja pancake man,
There was not a bug.

* Inside joke from Control.

2.

Master of nunchuks,
singing, and more, his name is,
Daniel Garcia

* Read it as a sentence.

3.

Daniel Garcia,
who is greedy for pancakes,
is a skilled ninja.

* Read it as a sentence. The commas are important to understand it easier. Note the reference to a popular Daniel Garcia product. :)

Thanks!
 
oh oh I have a couple. Enjoy reading it.

1.
DG is just like a cake
After eat it, you want to throw up.
I love you,
but I don't wanna say to you.
so I just put it in my stomach,
and let it out slowly.

2.
Denny tricycles trip.
Goofy tinkles blancmanges.
The foot broken.

3.
DG doing math,
cut, hop, pass and ego.
solved the problem.
 
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May 31, 2008
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oh oh I have one. Enjoy reading it.


Love is just like a cake
After eat it, you want to throw up.
I love you,
but I don't wanna say to you.
so I just put it in my stomach,
and let it out slowly.

Very good, but not a haiku. Whatever.

Oh, and I don't think the pirating thing is a joke.
 
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SuicideBoy555

Guest
Sub 3

There is only one rule
When Danny Garica is at a buffet
Dont get in his way...



-Jon R.
 
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Joseph C

Guest
Thanks to Danny G
Sam the Bellhop's not the same
Not the $*#&-ing same
 
I will actually participate in this SNC. I usually don't but I am alright at poetry and I can write, so it seems lkike a challenge for me. So, here is a submission. or two, or three, really.

1: :p

Daniel Garcia
Use's Nun- Chucks So He Can
Pummle Chuck Norris


2::eek:

Look Up In Those Tree's,
A Guy Dressed Like a Squirrel,
Wait!!! It's Just Danny


3:;)

Danny Garcia,
Has His Way With Me In Dreams
I Love Him So Much


So, those are my three, guys. I hope that you have fun reading them even if I don't win.

Dylan P.
 

jonraiker

vp of development
Staff member
Aug 5, 2007
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Guys,

This contest is in good fun - and we definitely have a sense of humor... but we don't find stealing to be humorous.

That said, let's stick to Haiku that don't involve piracy and other illegal activities.
 
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