You know you're a card artist when...

Nov 27, 2010
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-When people see cards they always look at you.
-If you feel guilty of being a show-off
-When your abs are getting tighter because you are always picking up cards.
-when many people don't know your face but they know your hands.

Come on guys!!!! Don't let this die!!!!
 
Jul 13, 2009
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-When your friends doesn't allow you to touch the deck before a game
-When you do the pirouette everytime you hold a credit/ID card
-When your friends treat your cards with care because they know the consequences if they don't
-When you get heavyhearted when ONE card gets dirty
-When you try to figure out the brand of cards the actors are using in a movie
-When you get emotional shuffling a new deck of cards
-When you stare at the card section in a store even though you own them all
-When you get angry after seeing the conditions of other people's cards
-When people don't wanna play card games with you because you can "read minds"
-When you would rather sacrifice anything else but your pinky
 
Jul 13, 2009
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C'mon people, say it over and over in your head before clicking "post" ... :)

-When losing your main performing deck makes you feel like you're not wearing trousers in public ...

Lost my main deck yesterday, i'm depressed until i buy a new one :(
 
May 19, 2010
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When your family has to hide decks from you so you don't use them and loose cards. (Found one in the kitchen drawer that said with marker written across it "Full deck. Adam, do NOT touch!)
 
Nov 27, 2010
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When you go to a new school,club,team ,or group you are the most loved and popular person EVER!!! Everybody just cannot get enough of your tricks ,and they treat you like you are a king. But your card tricks and cardistry has gotten boring to everybody and your popularity sinks down to a low level. you then have to climb the popularity ladder all over again without the help of cardistry and magic.

Ha ha I call this the , "CARDISTRY CLIMAX"
 
May 17, 2011
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-You put anything resembling the size or shape of a playing card in tenki without even noticing.

-You can perform a Monte routine with sugar packets.

-People wont play cards with you even though you suck at poker.

-If you cut imaginary decks while you are sleeping. Seriously, ask my ex. She hated it when, even while I was sleeping, my hands were performing charliers on decks of cards that weren't there. It would wake her up and she couldnt go back to sleep...whatever, I slept great.

-When you watch movies, you don't eat popcorn, you perform charliers. The only way to watch a movie.

-If you are playing with a deck as you read this post.

Alright, I think thats it for now. I just got off a 12 hour shift so I think I am going to lie down. I will post more if they pop in my mind and I HAVE to share them with you. Great thread OP, gave me a good needed laugh.

-Craig

hey, I do all those! except in my sleep, that one I've never done.
 
Jan 30, 2011
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when you tenkai your cell phone in class to hide it from teachers.

when your wallet is made out of cards
 
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