if i'm a professional gymnast, i don't want anybody from my family in the stadium
they can come but i don't want to know it
Yes, and..? What, you wonder why your family ruins your tricks? Wow. Just wow.
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if i'm a professional gymnast, i don't want anybody from my family in the stadium
they can come but i don't want to know it
Would they throw something at every gymnast, or just you? That will be your answer. If the former, it's a problem with them. If the latter, it's you.
That was a joke, Prae, albeit a rather poor one![]()
Haha. Sorry, buddy. My friends have noted that I am rather bad with jokes online.![]()
Lol i will do that except the push her and puker sorry but thats ur fetishAt the very beginning say you'll use her for these tricks. Place the deck box in her hand and tell her to put her other hand over it. Say its extremely important that she doesn't let you get to the box. Then just do your routine and end it as normal. When she says 'Wait, why did you have me hold the box?' say 'because its a lot harder for you to ruin the show for everyone when your hands are already full.'.
Then spring the deck of cards in her face. And yell some one-word, nonsensical catch phrase like "HOUSE!". If possible, push her to the ground and throw up in her mouth.
Yes yes... Be the good person and let it go and handle it... "civilly", but she tried to ruin your trick, she tried to make a fool of you... Why don't you have the right to do it back?
This drunk guy at a bar just demeaned my masculinity and questioned my parentage. Why shouldn't I kick the crap out of him? Don't I have the right to fight back?
If the best you can think of is petty vengeance, then you have very little imagination and even less self-control.
Comedians definitely take care of hecklers... so why cant magicians?
Thankfully "laughter" is a really strong thing that we can use anytime, either make the dad laugh with things like :
Make a grouchy face and saying "Sad magician is sad". Or things of the like I don't know, make him lauhg and you will win him out.
But most probably, if he is your's girlfriend dad, most probably he is testing you out, seing how much can you endure, so you are qutting doing magic in front of him because you are afraid he will mess up things? then I don't think that will look good to him.
Play the odds and the circumstances to your advantage, you already know that the guy is a heckler and that he will grab your deck, build a routine around that, anticipating his moves, I do not mean Brian Tudor's Heckler routine, but hey, if the guy is predictable, use that to your advantage and build a routine that plays off when he takes the deck away or things like that, I do not know if you get my drill but try it.
Be creative![]()
Are you Don Rickles? No? Then you're playing with fire.
I prefer Aikido to butting heads. The Brian Tudor approach to dealing with hecklers is for immature little boys who can't handle a crowd and believe they have something to prove.
Its his dad's girlfriend, a female, not "he" or "him"
Sorry, english is not my first lenguage so I have problems with grammar sometimes.
So you are just going to ignore the rest of my post then?
Did i ever say be Tudor and say "f*** you kid, you dont know sh**!"? no. I did not.
And good job using Don Rickle's as an example. He is the only comedian who uses insult comedy yeah? no.
And plenty of magicians have used insult comedy in their performances as a persona as well as a method to get rid of hecklers. They are pretty damn successful and loved.
So no. it is not "playing with fire" when you confront hecklers in ways other than staying quiet.
Given those odds, you're probably not one of the former.
And don't piss on my leg saying that I accused you of only using Brian Tudor's dickhead attitude when you acted as if the only option I suggested was pausing the show or retreating.
My whole point is that I prefer Aikido to boxing.
Oh but I am.
Stop being a pompous ass and get off that non-existent pedestal. Just because you can't pull something off or you have yet to see anyone do so in your circle of friends does not mean it is difficult. Perhaps you just lack the knowledge or experience. If you can't do something, don't assume it is the same for others.
Ah... but the thing is... I never accused you of suggesting "pausing the show or retreating" did I? In my post, I was merely taking an example from the crowed to prove my point. My post was barely even directed to you, only the first sentence.
Your post on the other hand, is clearly directed at me isn't it? If not, then I apologize
Is this not the same philosophy as what Aikido does? Handling someone without actually hurting them?
P.S. I tried to keep this conversation civilized. You were the immature little kid who had to use his big words to put someone down. Seems someone is the "immature little boy".
So you assume my belief comes from solipsistic ignorance? I've never seen you perform. Given the odds, I just erred on the side of probability.
No. If you've never seen an Aikido master fight, here's what happens: The attacker charges the Aikido master. Something subtle happens, and suddenly the attacker is on the ground and screaming with his elbow bending the wrong way. Aikido is not about not hurting people, it's about letting them do the work for you.
I've only encountered a handful of hecklers in my time and every single one of them was easily dealt with by allowing them to tie their own noose. For people who were merely being tough, that's a whole different topic and requires a different skill set. Specifically, diplomacy.
You do not use "big words" because they fit into what you say. You know it is necessary, that your point of view would still be clearly seen without the addition of such words. You use them to make yourself feels stronger don't you? because here in the virtual world, your actual physical state doesn't matter does it? In the real world, you would never go ahead and insult someone on your 2nd sentence would you? but here on the internet, you're big ol' steerpike, oh so tough...And why does anyone who uses vocabulary beyond a 7th grade reading level get called an ******* and "trying to use big words to put people down?" Is it really that goddamn hard to believe that I use "big" words because they fit what I'm trying to say? Do you actually perceive my knowledge of my own native language as a threat? What is going on here, honestly?