Saturday Night Contest - {dg} We Need to Talk

[Insert.Username.Here]

hmm only a small piece of straw.... maybe he's deadly allergic to straws!!!!! lol jk

EDIT: someone thought of it before me

 

[McSqueeb]

or maybe a parachuter who... died? Bad landing?

 

[mini magician]

Wait i have one

Your Friend tells you she has hidden a $10 bill between pages 31 and 32 in one of the books on the top shelf of the school library, and if you can find it you can keep it. However, you decide not to even go look for it. Why is that?

 

[McSqueeb]

Wait i have one

Your Friend tells you she has hidden a $10 bill between pages 31 and 32 in one of the books on the top shelf of the school library, and if you can find it you can keep it. However, you decide not to even go look for it. Why is that?

because your friend is a lying b*tch, and you know this.

 

[Nickerus]

Wait i have one

Your Friend tells you she has hidden a $10 bill between pages 31 and 32 in one of the books on the top shelf of the school library, and if you can find it you can keep it. However, you decide not to even go look for it. Why is that?

31 and 32 can't be together, thanks Rich Fergeson!

 

[Jack Webster]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQCqYHR4szc

ahhhhhh shameless self promotion

 

[mini magician]

31 and 32 can't be together, thanks Rich Fergeson!

explain a bit more

 

[Nickerus]

explain a bit more

They are the same page, the pages go, 30 facing 31 and 32 facing 33.

 

[tallyuser]

31 and 32 are the same page?

EDIT: Guy above me beat me to it. D:

 

[TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist]

I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime. How is this possible?

 

[mini magician]

Ok THen

What animals did moses take on the ark?

 

[Jessb1]

Four men walk into a bar. they have their drinks. but only three leave. no one else is in the bar. how?

 

[ZacEckstein]

it was noah not moses

 

[mini magician]

Four men walk into a bar. they have their drinks. but only three leave. no one else is in the bar. how?

One was the bartender

 

[Jessb1]

Ok THen

What animals did moses take on the ark?

noah's ark

 

[Nickerus]

Ok THen

What animals did moses take on the ark?

Moses didn't Noah did.

 

[TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist]

They Carried the fourth guy out.

 

[Nickerus]

I was framed, yet I didn't commit a crime, and the person who framed me committed no crime. How is this possible?
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Your a picture.

 

[TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist]

And you're just as evil as Mini, but you're right.

 

[cm763]

The fourth guy was meeeeee!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

So yeah, Crown Royal is awesome. Same with Johnnie Walker. Any other suggestions for next weekend?