# Saturday Night Contest - {dg} We Need to Talk

#### Jessb1

i just ran out of orange soda.

#### ZacEckstein

They both get turned on by everything haha lol

#### jprace

add 1 line to make this setence true

1+1+1=142

Connect the line from the top of the second 1 to the top of the vertical line of the first +.

That makes it 141+1=142

#### Nickerus

What do a dog and a lamp have in common?

I turn them both on.... Sorry, I just.... I'm sorry.

#### TheoryGV

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
How many ducks are there?

#### Nickerus

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
How many ducks are there?

Four!!!!! ! ! !

#### jprace

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
How many ducks are there?

4 ducks. (word count)

#### ZacEckstein

There are 2 ducks in front of 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks behind 2 other ducks.
There are 2 ducks beside 2 other ducks.
How many ducks are there?

8 ducks?......

#### cm763

Two ducks! And a Bruce Lee!

*was beaten to it*

#### TheBlack&WhiteIllusionist

Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

4 duckssssssssss

#### ZacEckstein

Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

Those Sickle things

#### jprace

A man would go up the elevator everyday. He lived on floor 20. He would press floor 10, and walk up 10 flights of stairs. When it was raining, he would go on the elevator and press floor 20.

Why did he walk up some stairs when it wasn't raining?

#### Nickerus

Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

What do you say when someone is taking a picture of you?

#### Jessb1

What do a dog and a lamp have in common?

they both bark.

except for the lamp of course.

#### Nickerus

A man would go up the elevator everyday. He lived on floor 20. He would press floor 10, and walk up 10 flights of stairs. When it was raining, he would go on the elevator and press floor 20.

Why did he walk up some stairs when it wasn't raining?

Joints get sore when it rains. lol.