No, I'm not battling. I'm issuing a challenge to anyone who wants to show they can rise above the general mediocrity of endless TiVo variations and Queens battles. Here's what I'm looking for. I want to see two videos using mythology as the script to a routine. I want to see some fresh, inventive presentations, and I want them to be damn good. Here are the rules: The routine can be original or one that you learned elsewhere, but the presentation must be your own. You must perform this routine for at least one person, though a larger audience is acceptable. Looking at the camera is forbidden. Eye contact, people! The performance can be done indoors or out to accommodate whatever equipment you have. You are free to choose from the mythology of any culture you want. Greek, Roman, Egyptian, Norse, Celtic, Aztec, it's completely up to you. No flourishes done just for their own sake. Everything should be motivated. So... who's going to throw their hat in the ring?