dude.. it's not real. read morgician's other posts outside of this thread.
Au contraire, mon ami jimmah.
It is much more real than you are giving it credit for.
I don't know which is more scary/funny/terrifying/hysterical:
1. That people think this is completely real.
2. That people think this is completely made up.
3. That people think I can't discern farce when I see it.
4. That people think that I would actually give the above advice if I thought it was real.
5. That many of these entries could have been taken from my own diary 25 years ago.
Ahhhhh. The pain makes it funnier.